Posted 1 day ago
sick

sick

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Posted 1 day ago

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Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
  1. Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
  2. Teacher: What for?
  3. Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
  4. bahahahaha
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

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Posted 3 days ago
  1. Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
  2. Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
  3. BAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Posted 6 days ago

THAT MOMENT WHEN I’M PRETTY SURE I LEFT MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER ON

thatdisneygif:

but I’m just not sure…


facts

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Posted 6 days ago

When i forget to turn my phone off loud at night

butitsonsale:

People text me and I’m like


accurate

Posted 6 days ago